When Will I Be Rich
Dear Jim Bob,
I know the economy looks grim right now but I have hope for the future. Do you think Mr. Obama will help me get rich Jim Bob and if so…when?
Damon Desititute
Dover, Delaware
Dear Damon,
Based on the following phone call, it would appear you will be rich next year, at the latest. Personally, I will be eagerly waiting for the armored car to pull up in front of my house with all the cash – and I know you will too! Happy spending.
