Can’t a Pedophile Catch a Break?

Dear Jim Bob,

You probably won’t like me very much because I’m a Pedophile.  I admit it.  I am “out of the closet” and I’m taking a stand for my right to choose my own sexual preferences without a lot of people telling me that what I do is immoral or abnormal.

Jim Bob, I just got out of the state penitentiary on a felony related to my sexual preferences.  I have paid my debt to society and now the local police where I live have plastered my name and picture all over the internet telling people where I live.  People drive by my house all the time and look at me like I’m some kind of pervert.  Jim Bob, I think I’m being persecuted.

It’s not my fault that I am a Pedophile!   If we’ve learned anything at all from the gay rights people its this:  People don’t choose their sexual preferences – they are born that way!  If people are born a certain way, their sexual preferences are beyond their control and whatever they do is “natural”  and “normal” for those people.

So, Jim Bob answer me this question:  What’s the difference between me and some gay person who was just happened to be born with a sexual preference different from me?

Peter Papinski

St. Paul, Minnesota

Dear  Peter,

Not much that I can see.