Dear Jim Bob,

Michelle Obama seems to be popping up every day in a different media forum talking about how she is changing the way America eats.  Jim Bob, is Michelle going to come get my Big Mac and take it away forever.  Can the government take over my menu Jim Bob?  What’s going on?

Rollie Pollie
Fate, Texas

Dear Rollie,

This is going to be hard to believe but my sources in Washington DC insist that its true.  Michelle has been secretly installed by her husband as the “Junk Food Czar” in the same way he has created other stealth regulators that dip daily into the private lives of Americans and nibble away at free choices.  Insiders call Mrs. Obama the queen of the “Junk Food Fairies”.   She is actively recruiting thousands of new IRS inspectors, each of whom will be designated as a federal Junk Food Fairy.  Soon, this army of Junk Food Fairies will be dispatched under the authority of Obamacare to peer into the refrigerators of all Americans.

To understand this new initiative you have to think of the Tooth Fairy, who comes in the night to retrieve freshly extracted teeth from beneath the pillows of sleeping children.  The Tooth Fairy leaves varying amounts of money behind as she slips away with the fresh tooth.  The Federal Junk Food Fairies will operate like the Tooth Fairy except they will invade people’s refrigerators while they sleep and conduct an inventory of what’s kept inside.  If the Junk Food Fairy finds food with excessive fat content they will take the food away, like the tooth fairy takes a tooth.  However, the Junk Food Fairy will not leave any money behind – They will leave a document called a “Fat Ticket”!

The Fat Ticket will impose a punitive tax restriction on the family found to be eating unhealthy food.  The penalty will be to deny the fined family the right to claim home mortgage interest as an itemized deduction on their personal income tax returns for that current tax year.  The idea is that the offending food was found in a refrigerator located in a home owned by people who probably acquired  the unhealthy food.  Since Michelle Obama wants to “hit people where they live”, the tax deduction restriction seems to be a logical strategy.

Evidently, the Junk Food Fairies will only be tasked to  invade and inspect  the refrigerators of people earning  $200,000 or more each year, who also own their own homes.   In this way, the Obama’s primary goal of redistributing prosperity will be advanced significantly.

Without Obamacare, the Junk Food Fairy initiative would not have been possible.  Other Federal Fairy programs are being considered to advance the Obama agenda, which has been secretly designated as the “War on Achievement”.

Love,

Dear Jim Bob,

I’ve been reading about President Obama’s trip to India.  Jim Bob, they say he took several thousand people, 40 airplanes and parked 30 warships off the Indian coast.  Somebody said the trip cost us taxpayers about $200 million a DAY!

My question, Jim Bob, is would President George W. Bush have done something like that and if he did what would the media be saying about it?

Sincerely,

Amos Jones
Jonesboro, Arkansas

Dear Amos,

No, I don’t think GW Bush would have taken a trip like that and if he did the Media would be flaying him into raw meat every hour on the hour until he got back.  Then, they would pile on for weeks after that.

I really don’t want to spend a lot of time talking about the dead-tree media or left-wing television philosophy.  The important thing to know about this trip is the REAL reason Obama went to India.  My  sources inside the White House have clued me in on the details.

Obama went to India to negotiate a huge customer support, outsourcing  agreement with the call centers of India.   He wants to outsource all telephone calls to the Federal Government using Indian call centers.  The problem is that tax payers are burning up the phone lines all over his administration, including Congress to the extent that their ability to regulate the lives of Americans is being impeded.  They intend to convert working phones to private unlisted numbers and reroute public calls to Indian Customer Support teams.  This strategy will stop them from having to talk to unhappy Americans.  The hope is that the frustration of callers will eventually dry up all the opposition to Obama’s agenda.

It is reported that Nancy Pelosi thought of this strategy.

Love,

Mr. Zack Burgess of the Philadelphia Tribune is horrified that the world media did not go on a celebration frenzy when a Nigerian named Adebayo Ogunlesi recently purchased London’s Gatwick Airport for 1.455 billion pounds.  Mr. Burgess is in the process of doing a story on this purchase and recently put out a query on the Internet for people to interview.  He wants to interview historians and psychiatrists and educators.  It is Mr. Burgess’ twisted focus that is so typical of the American Liberal Media.  Mr. Burgess’ Internet solicitation made the following observation:

“We often are quick to hear and see images on television of African Americans in disparaging situations like jail, poverty, prostitution, etc.  But we hardly hear about the good of our African American tycoons, lawyers, doctors, etc. Now, the question is, why did the mainstream media keep this so very, very quiet? I was even more surprised that not even the BBC covered this story, or any of the other major news networks including CNN!”

Where is Mr. Burgess going with this little inquiry?  Well, he gets to the point by saying:

“I know this is rather controversial, but it’s a story that needs to be tackled.  Furthermore, is this the reason the president is under such fire…because we’re not used to seeing an African American with such power outside of entertainment. How do we change such a problem that has been talked about in the African American community for years, but hasn’t been talked about enough publicly?”

Now we get it!  Barack Obama is under fire because he is black – not because he is a Marxist/Socialist/ left wing radical who is systematically taking America apart.  For Mr. Burgess and the political left they can’t accept that Americans might be down on Mr. Obama for what he has done and is doing.  It has to be about race for them.

Mr. Burgess, you and your media friends are living under the greatest denial cloud that has ever been floated.

Let’s say you have $500 that you want to loan to someone at a reasonable rate of interest.  Let’s say you have narrowed your loan candidates down to two possibilities.  The first possibility is to loan the money to a member of your own family.  You realize the interest rate might be a little lower but you trust your family member to honor the loan and repay it.

Your second possibility is to loan the money to a rich person across town who seems to have more money than they need and they just choose to borrow money to maintain a certain standard of living.  Your realize the rich person on the other side of town is a spendthrift, but they have great references and you have a lot of faith in their ability to survive difficulty and keep on trucking.

Then, on the brink of pulling the trigger of making the loan to the rich guy you learn some facts about the behavior of the the person:

1.  The rich person has recently embarked on an incredible spending spree and has done it on borrowed money.  As a matter of fact you learn that almost 50% of every dollar they spend is borrowed from other people, like you!

2.  The rich person has been totally ignoring warnings from its lenders that the borrowed money they are spending is toxic and deadly to their long term survival.  Yet, the person continues to spend in an irresponsible rush to disaster.

Armed with these new facts you decide that you don’t want to loan your $500 to the irresponsible rich person and elect to loan your money instead to your family member, who is close to home and behaves more responsibly than the rich lunatic across town.

About a year later you learn that the rich person has exhausted its resources to obtain loans and is going bankrupt.  All the people who had loaned money to the rich person in previous years have evaporated.

What’s the meaning of this?

1.  The United States of America is the rich person across town behaving like a lunatic.

2. You represent the foreign investors who are financing the spending spree of the lunatic and have little or no hope of being repaid the $12,000,000,000,000 of debt accumulated by the lunatic.

Here’s the question:  What happens when the lunatic can no longer borrow money to to pay its bills?

Nobody seems to want to know the answer to that question and that is our national crisis.

I’m writing this to go on record concerning this subject.  In a few years when what I am going to predict is beginning to happen,  I can point to this post and say:  “I told you so!”  That is, if I’m still alive.   If Obamacare becomes law it will be the method by which the bankrupt social security system will be fixed.  How is this you ask?

The impending doom for Social Security is found in the huge numbers of baby boomers who will go on Social Security/Medicare over the next 5 to 25 years.   Because the abortion-on-demand movement has murdered over 50,000,000 babies since 1973, we are missing 1.5 generations of Americans who should be working and paying taxes, particularly FICA employment taxes.  When the boomers retire there will not be enough people paying FICA taxes to support their Social Security payments.  Big problem. 

There are only two solutions to fix this potential disaster.  The first is to drastically raise FICA taxes on the working population.  The second is to reduce the number of people drawing Social Security checks.  I predict that the people paying the FICA taxes will prefer the second method.  I also believe Obamacare will provide the means to accomplish the reduction in the number of people receiving social security.  How?  It’s very simple:  Administrative Volutary Euthenasia!

When Obamacare is in effect, the Government is going to gradually decide who deserves certain kinds of care.  A 70 year old person suffering cancer will be provided hospice care, rather than expensive Chemotherapy.  As the aged get sick, they will be thinned out by being denied the expensive care and treatment that might help them live a few more years.  Instead they will be offered Administrative Voluntary Euthenasia.  This will be Dr. Kervorkian on steroids, from coast to coast! 

I am 67 as of this post.  I fully expect the day to come when I am going to get sick with something and the government is going to disapprove the treatment I need based on my age and the expense of the treatment.  Obamacare will prohibit me from buying it out of my own pocket and the government will help me exit this world as painlessly as possible.  When you multiply this scenario millions of times it won’t be long until the Social Security recipients are drastically reduced.  The result will be a ‘fix’ for Social Security.

Call me a conspiracy nut if you like, but I believe this is inevitable if Obama and the Democrats have their way.

If you haven’t heard about this volitile issue, just watch the UTube clip below. Shawn Hannity does a great job focusing the issue.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WLIBnWY1Ts

Dear Jim Bob,

I’m just about ready to stop watching the major TV News programs.  Jim Bob, I’m not dumb and I try to keep up with current events.  What I don’t understand is how the news media and the liberals can consistently get things so wrong.  They seem to be more interested in themselves than the truth.  I’m beginning to think they are all a bunch of Narcissists!

Disgusted in Denver

Dear Disgusted,

Maybe you are on to something.  I did a little research about Narcissism and discovered there is a medical condition called Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD).  It is evidently a clinical condition and is described as a condition in which there is an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with one’s self.   I was shocked to discover the actual symptoms of the disorder.  Here are the main indicators:

A person with Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD):

1. Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation: This certainly seems to describe President Obama’s and the Democrat’s reaction to public criticism of the Democrat Socialized Medicine Act of 2009.  Anyone who opposes them is now considered to be “Racist”.  Congressman Joe Wilson is the latest victim of this symptom.
2. Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals: Wow, this is Nancy Pelosi in action isn’t it?  You could stuff the entire Global Warming Hoax into this category.
3. Has feelings of self-importance: This one is so obvious it doesn’t require a comment.
4. Exaggerates achievements and talents: This was the primary characteristic of the Democrat Presidential campaign in 2008!  Never has a man or his party who has done so little claimed so have accomplished so much!
5. Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love: This may be the best description of the media and of Hollywood that can be found.  And, since most of those folks are liberals it would tend to identify the entire lot of them as “N’s” (I will hence forth abbreviate “Narcissist” by merely using the “N” word).
6. Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment: I can remember when George W. Bush had to beg for primetime TV coverage to deliver an address to the American People.  The Obama Show has almost become a weekly event on network TV.
7. Requires constant attention and admiration: What a combination we have with Democrats, The National Media and the entertainment industry.  It’s a big, unending pile of “N’s”.
8. Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy: How else could you describe ignoring the presence of hundreds of thousands of people on the Washington DC Mall to protest big government and writing them off as “Right-wing Extremists”?  This happened on September 12, 2009.

Disgusted, I think you have stumbled on to the core problem of liberalism.

Dear Jim Bob,

I know the Democrats want to pass a big carbon tax bill to help stop global warming.  Is that the best strategy Jim Bob?

Gullible in New Jersey

Dear Gullible,

As you know, most Americans go to sleep each night in total fear of the Global Warming Threat.  It’s real important that we do what has to be done to stop this beast in its tracks!  Hardly a minute of my own life goes by that I am not fretting and wringing my hands over the threat of climate change.  I keep a thermometer with me at all times to monitor hourly changes as they occur.  Yesterday, for example, the high temperature was 1 degree higher than it was the day before.  I am terrified of this trend.

Fortunately, I recently read what I believe to be the most effective idea to halt the global warming threat.  It was published by the United Nations, so it must be the right approach.  Essentially, they recommend that human beings stop reproducing themselves!  Since Global Warming is caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and human beings exhale carbon dioxide in the course of breathing, the simple solution to Global Warming is to eliminate human beings from the equation.  What a simple solution.  Only the United Nations could come up with such a brilliant idea.

Roger Martin, chairman of the Optimum Population Trust at the LSE, said: “It’s always been obvious that total emissions depend on the number of emitters as well as their individual emissions – the carbon tonnage can’t shoot down as we want, while the population keeps shooting up.”

Amazingly, the Democrat Socialized Medicine Act of 2009 will work well with the new UN strategy.  As healthcare for the elderly is carefully rationed and their numbers are in accelerated decline, the population will be decreased significantly.  No doubt increasing the number of abortions will also help reduce the population in the future.  I mean, abortion on demand since the 1970’s has already spared us the extra carbon emissions of almost 50,000,000 people who don’t exist today.  How wonderful is that?

So, the Global Warming threat will be unexpectedly reduced under the Obama/Democrat health strategies.  The next step is obviously to copy the China policy of government enforced family size limits.

Don’t you just love this?  Here’s a UTUBE CLip by Glen Beck on the Global Warming hoax:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft8LfE7AI2w

Dear Jim Bob,

I read on the news that some liberal chewed some guys finger off at a healthcare promotion event.  Why do liberals eat fingers Jim Bob?

Curious in California

Dear Curious,

Well, I looked into this and what you say actually happened in California!  A bunch of Moveon.org supporters got together for a public rally to support ObamaCare and one of them got involved with a man who didn’t share their favorable opinion of the legislation.  Seems like there  were about 100 ObamaCare liberals outside on the street carrying signs in support of socialized medicine government control of Doctors. Across the street there was a small group of Americans who did not agree with the liberals position.  Both groups started yelling things at each other.  One of the liberals came across the street and confronted a 65 year old man who was part of the opposition group.  He started calling the old guy a lot of names and being very aggressive.  The old guy popped the liberal in the nose!  Unfortunately, the liberal went nuts and attacked the old guy physically.  Somewhere in the conflict, the liberal bit off one of the old guy’s fingers!

What the news media has not reported about this is that the severed finger was subsequently stolen from the scene by the Moveon.org people.  What did they do with it?  They had it rigged up with a USB port!  Now all they have to do is plug the old guy’s finger into any PC and they can control his mind.  I was able to get a picture of the finger which shows the USB port mounted into the finger in question.  Here it is:

This raises lots of questions.  Senators Jay Rockefeller and Olympia Snow have introduced a bill to give Obama control over the internet in the event of a cyber-attack.  People are worried about who will determine what constitutes a cyber-attack and how that will further degrade our freedom.  This liberal, finger chewing/USB incident may be a prototype of what Obama and liberal might want to do.  What if they can require everyone to donate one of their fingers to the government to receive the USB attachment?  I wonder if the news media would report that?  Would media members give up one of THEIR fingers?

Dear Jim Bob,

I just heard an ad on the radio that Obama and the Democrat’s created. It said we are getting what we voted for. I don’t remember Obama saying anything about Nationalizing the banks, the car industry and the health industry during the election. What are they saying Jim Bob?

Carl Marxalot

Portland, Oregon

Dear Carl,

What’s going on right now with these Democrat Ads? Well, it’s like this Carl. When Obama and the Democrats were running in 2008, they were purposely trying to make people believe they are like the rest of us who work and pay taxes and care about our country. Of course, the truth is they are not like the rest of us, but they couldn’t admit it during the election. They would have lost.

The Obama domestic agenda has now unfolded in plain view of anyone who cares to recognize it and it’s pretty ugly. As people’s eyes are opening to Mr. Obama’s true character and intent, opposition is beginning to form and the last thing the Democrats want is an honest debate about anything they want to do. So, they are now running attack ads against YOU! After all, they say, YOU voted for change and we’re delivering it! Anyone who doesn’t like it is probably a radical- right -wing -nut -conspiracy –community -organizer. So, Carl, Americans are the problem, not the congress or the programs this bunch of hacks is trying to pass.

This health care thing is a perfect example of how dangerous they are. Let’s compare our healthcare system (now) to a person who has discovered they have a non-malignant polyp in their colon. The simple solution is a minor out-patient procedure that just snips the polyp away and the patient goes home to live a great life. What if that same person went in to their Doctor and was told that they would get rid of the polyp by removing the entire colon and routing it outside the body into a bag you would excrete into the rest of your life. In addition, they would also be amputating your left leg in the event it might be related to the polyp, although they can’t prove it. To make sure everything is done to fix your polyp problem they are also going to give you a heart and liver transplant at the same time.

Our current healthcare system has some problems. Like the polyp described above. What Obama is giving us with his “reform” is the heart and liver transplant, the leg amputation and the colon removal all in one nice package. And he doesn’t want us to discuss it. Just lay down and take it like a good American Carl. After all , you voted for change.

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