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What’s the Big Deal About Political Power?

jimbob — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:53:40 +0000

Dear Jim Bob,

Every time the Democrats pass some law that is supposed to help us, I hear their critics say that the law in question is really about giving them more power so they can control our lives. If that’s true, what’s the big deal about getting all that power? I mean, why do they want it so bad and what motivates them to do it.

Olivia Ovisaries

Olympia, Washington

Dear Olivia,

You have asked a great question. To understand power and the people who seek it, you have to go back the high-school experience. When you think about high school there were actually three categories of people. You had High School Conservatives, High School Liberals and High School Moderates. Here’s how it worked:

HIGH SCHOOL CONSERVATIVES: These were the achievers and the people who seemed to win everything. They were pretty much self-reliant and confident. They set goals and were willing to work and sacrifice to get what they valued. However, these people had a few flaws and one of them was to pick on the High School Liberals and some of the Moderates. They made fun of them and sometimes ridiculed the Liberal’s goofy behavior and opinions. Mostly, they did not respect the Liberals and talked down to them. You could say Conservatives had a lack of respect for the Liberals.

HIGH SCHOOL LIBERALS: These were the people who never seemed to be happy and rarely got any real recognition from others. They always seem to finish out of the top 10. Essentially they went through life with a chip on their shoulder and were jealous of the Conservatives. Liberals really believed that the circumstances of their existence were very unfair and were never able to accept the idea that their condition was related to what they did or how they performed. As a result, they developed the idea that they were victims of Conservative manipulation and persecution. This set the stage for Liberals to spend their lives trying to get control of the uncontrollable so they might feel better about themselves.

HIGH SCHOOL MODERATES: These were just Liberals who did not have the courage or the character to become Conservatives.

So, Olivia you can now understand what drives Liberal politicians. They use their legislative power to exact revenge for their high-school experience. They figured out that passing laws that punish “winners” and “successful people” makes those people subservient to them. Those people are now forced to come to the Liberals, hat in hand, and pay homage to their importance. That’s what power represents to Liberals. It creates an environment that forces people they don’t like to treat them as if they are really important. They find they get a lot of attention by the media and they love to get their faces on TV so they can appear to be an expert and wise. So, what power is really all about is ego and self aggrandizement.

Hope this helped you understand the issue Olivia.

Will Democrats Save Us From Cow Farts?

jimbob — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:23:19 +0000

Dear Jim Bob,

I’m worried about the cow farting problem Jim Bob? I hear that cows are one of the biggest causes of global warming and don’t you think the government needs to do something about that – QUICK?

Fanny Flatulator

Frostproof, Florida

Dear Fanny,

I was wondering when this might come up. All I can say is that the Democrats seem dedicated to go after everything else, so they might as well go after the cow farting problem. I actually heard there is talk in Congress of instituting a “Cow Fart Tax”. Dairy farmers and cattle raisers may have to pay a per head cow fart tax of about $125 per animal. I hear that sheep, pigs and goats are not far behind.

Fanny, this is just another example of the goofy times we live in . Common sense has officially departed America and we are living in a suspended state of fiction, fable, fantasy and fraud – all being foisted upon us, as truth. The problem is that most of what is thrown at us does not pass the smell test, if you get what I mean.

Cow farting is not high on my list of concerns, Fanny. However, that does not mean our Democrat led government won’t go after it with both barrels blazing. This is just the kind of tax those folks seem to love.

Step 1: Create a crisis that can’t be proven.

Step 2: Try to make people believe taxing stuff is a proper solution for anything.

Step 3: Get the entertainment industry and the drive-by media behind it.

Step 4: Stuff it down America’s throat before they know what hit them.

That is the Democrat way.

Love,

What Would Cher Say (WWCS)?

jimbob — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:23:11 +0000

Dear Jim Bob,

I’m scared to death Jim Bob. All I hear from the media is doom and gloom. I need to know what some people I can trust think. Who is someone of great intelligence, character and wisdom that could help us see the truth in these troubled times? Help, Jim Bob!

Timmy Trimble

Tyler, Texas

Dear Timmy,

Your question is so timely. We are all looking for that one voice that can cut through the fog and be trusted. Recently, I think that voice has emerged and needs to be amplified. Who is the voice? Well, it’s none other than Cher Bono! Her profound wisdom and thought processes were recently exposed by CNSNews.com and we should all be humbled by her willingness to share her insights with regard to how things work and what is important. Among other things, Cher said,

“President Barack Obama’s “intelligence” and “spirit” are “so great” he will be able to do “more than anyone could possibly do.”

“He (Obama) brings something more in his spirit than maybe another president could be even with the same intelligence.”

Such astute wisdom caused me to seek out other pearls of wisdom expressed by Cher in the past. It is important to have a sense of a persons values so we can trust their opinions. Here are just a few of Cher’s life priorities:

“I kill myself for my body.”

“To me marriage is for five or ten years.”

“Anyone who’s a great kisser I’m always interested in”.

Now, if that isn’t enough to give us confidence, this certainly will:

Love,

The Hilton Solution

jimbob — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:17:38 +0000

Dear Jim Bob,

It’s almost time for President Obama to install himself as POTUS and I’m concerned about who he’s going to put in charge of turning our economy around. It needs to be somebody whose really got their priorities in order and has a clear understanding of what its going to take. You got any suggestions who that might be Jim Bob?

Max McGee

Millnocket, Maine

Dear Max,

If you had asked me this question last week I would not have had a clear choice for such a serious job. However, events of the past couple of days have given me great clarity about who it should be. My nominee is Paris Hilton!

It is clear that Paris understands liberal economic theories based on her recent activities and remarks in Australia. Paris went on a shopping spree there and spent about $4,000 in 40 minutes. When she was criticized for “excess”, Paris said she was shopping for the greater good of folks going through tight economic times. She seemed to view herself as a roving, one-woman stimulus package. Paris said she thought it was important to “help out” not only the economy in Australia, but all over the world and she was going to shop her way into global prosperity.

Max, this is the attitude we need in Obama’s cabinet and Paris is the perfect choice. She has all the qualities Democrats look for in their leaders. She can spin offensive personal behavior into benevolence. She is totally self-absorbed and able to avoid responsibility for anything she does or says. And, most importantly, is willing to help the “little people”.

Love,