New Obama Strategy to Eliminate Opposition

by jimbob

Dear Jim Bob,

I’ve been reading about President Obama’s trip to India.  Jim Bob, they say he took several thousand people, 40 airplanes and parked 30 warships off the Indian coast.  Somebody said the trip cost us taxpayers about $200 million a DAY!

My question, Jim Bob, is would President George W. Bush have done something like that and if he did what would the media be saying about it?

Sincerely,

Amos Jones
Jonesboro, Arkansas

Dear Amos,

No, I don’t think GW Bush would have taken a trip like that and if he did the Media would be flaying him into raw meat every hour on the hour until he got back.  Then, they would pile on for weeks after that.

I really don’t want to spend a lot of time talking about the dead-tree media or left-wing television philosophy.  The important thing to know about this trip is the REAL reason Obama went to India.  My  sources inside the White House have clued me in on the details.

Obama went to India to negotiate a huge customer support, outsourcing  agreement with the call centers of India.   He wants to outsource all telephone calls to the Federal Government using Indian call centers.  The problem is that tax payers are burning up the phone lines all over his administration, including Congress to the extent that their ability to regulate the lives of Americans is being impeded.  They intend to convert working phones to private unlisted numbers and reroute public calls to Indian Customer Support teams.  This strategy will stop them from having to talk to unhappy Americans.  The hope is that the frustration of callers will eventually dry up all the opposition to Obama’s agenda.

It is reported that Nancy Pelosi thought of this strategy.

Love,


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