The Best Global Warming Carbon Reduction Strategy

Dear Jim Bob,

I know the Democrats want to pass a big carbon tax bill to help stop global warming.  Is that the best strategy Jim Bob?

Gullible in New Jersey

Dear Gullible,

As you know, most Americans go to sleep each night in total fear of the Global Warming Threat.  It’s real important that we do what has to be done to stop this beast in its tracks!  Hardly a minute of my own life goes by that I am not fretting and wringing my hands over the threat of climate change.  I keep a thermometer with me at all times to monitor hourly changes as they occur.  Yesterday, for example, the high temperature was 1 degree higher than it was the day before.  I am terrified of this trend.

Fortunately, I recently read what I believe to be the most effective idea to halt the global warming threat.  It was published by the United Nations, so it must be the right approach.  Essentially, they recommend that human beings stop reproducing themselves!  Since Global Warming is caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and human beings exhale carbon dioxide in the course of breathing, the simple solution to Global Warming is to eliminate human beings from the equation.  What a simple solution.  Only the United Nations could come up with such a brilliant idea.

Roger Martin, chairman of the Optimum Population Trust at the LSE, said: “It’s always been obvious that total emissions depend on the number of emitters as well as their individual emissions – the carbon tonnage can’t shoot down as we want, while the population keeps shooting up.”

Amazingly, the Democrat Socialized Medicine Act of 2009 will work well with the new UN strategy.  As healthcare for the elderly is carefully rationed and their numbers are in accelerated decline, the population will be decreased significantly.  No doubt increasing the number of abortions will also help reduce the population in the future.  I mean, abortion on demand since the 1970’s has already spared us the extra carbon emissions of almost 50,000,000 people who don’t exist today.  How wonderful is that?

So, the Global Warming threat will be unexpectedly reduced under the Obama/Democrat health strategies.  The next step is obviously to copy the China policy of government enforced family size limits.

Don’t you just love this?  Here’s a UTUBE CLip by Glen Beck on the Global Warming hoax: