Will Democrats Save Us From Cow Farts?

Dear Jim Bob,

 

            I’m worried about the cow farting problem Jim Bob?  I hear that cows are one of the biggest causes of global warming and don’t you think the government needs to do something about that – QUICK?

 

Fanny Flatulator

Frostproof, Florida

 

Dear Fanny,

 

I was wondering when this might come up.  All I can say is that the Democrats seem dedicated to go after everything else, so they might as well go after the cow farting problem.  I actually heard there is talk in Congress of instituting a “Cow Fart Tax”.  Dairy farmers and cattle raisers may have to pay a per head cow fart tax of about $125 per animal.  I hear that sheep, pigs and goats are not far behind.

 

Fanny, this is just another example of the goofy times we live in . Common sense has officially departed America and we are living in a suspended state of fiction, fable, fantasy and fraud – all being foisted upon us, as truth.  The problem is that most of what is thrown at us does not pass the smell test, if you get what I mean. 

 

Cow farting is not high on my list of concerns, Fanny.  However, that does not mean our Democrat led government won’t go after it with both barrels blazing.  This is just the kind of tax those folks seem to love. 

 

Step 1:  Create a crisis that can’t be proven. 

Step 2:  Try to make people believe taxing stuff is a proper solution for anything. 

Step 3:  Get the entertainment industry and the drive-by media behind it. 

Step 4:  Stuff it down America’s throat before they know what hit them. 

 

That is the Democrat way.

 

 

 

 

Love,

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