Dear Jim Bob,
It’s almost time for President Obama to install himself as POTUS and I’m concerned about who he’s going to put in charge of turning our economy around. It needs to be somebody whose really got their priorities in order and has a clear understanding of what its going to take. You got any suggestions who that might be Jim Bob?
Max McGee
Millnocket, Maine
Dear Max,
If you had asked me this question last week I would not have had a clear choice for such a serious job. However, events of the past couple of days have given me great clarity about who it should be. My nominee is Paris Hilton!
It is clear that Paris understands liberal economic theories based on her recent activities and remarks in Australia. Paris went on a shopping spree there and spent about $4,000 in 40 minutes. When she was criticized for “excess”, Paris said she was shopping for the greater good of folks going through tight economic times. She seemed to view herself as a roving, one-woman stimulus package. Paris said she thought it was important to “help out” not only the economy in Australia, but all over the world and she was going to shop her way into global prosperity.
Max, this is the attitude we need in Obama’s cabinet and Paris is the perfect choice. She has all the qualities Democrats look for in their leaders. She can spin offensive personal behavior into benevolence. She is totally self-absorbed and able to avoid responsibility for anything she does or says. And, most importantly, is willing to help the “little people”.
Love,
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Love the advice. Thank you.